Traditionally my massive brain is used to pick the entire bracket in about two minutes while on the air talking about quadrants, scrubbing résumés and diving deep into metrics and full bodies of work. A mere mortal needs more time to make selections. So late at night, I put together this thoughtful and completely accurate prognostication of the NCAA tournament so you can win your pool and laugh heartily at friends and family. For that, as always, you're welcome.
8hSam Khan Jr.